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just-a-skinny-boy:

drxcos:

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

EXACTLY

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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relahvant:

sykeopath:

what

ONWARD SEBASTIAN

relahvant:

sykeopath:

what

ONWARD SEBASTIAN

ghostglamour:

Falling asleep to Digimon. I wanna be eight again.

UGH, the feels~

ghostglamour:

Falling asleep to Digimon. I wanna be eight again.

UGH, the feels~

estychan:

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

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madeulookbylex:

tinalikesbutts:

same

This girl has life figured out

Anonymous;
How can I tell my girlfriend that she needs to lose weight?

just-a-skinny-boy:

littlewarrior-recovering:

You can sit her down and tell her that you’re a shallow piece of shit and that she deserves better than you, then break up with her because you deserve to be alone.

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yohoyohoadisneylifeforme:

queenassassin:

THE CAST MEMBER IN THE BACK

best photobomb ever

yohoyohoadisneylifeforme:

queenassassin:

THE CAST MEMBER IN THE BACK

best photobomb ever

ottermatopoeia:

that’s his bed now

textualdeviance:

snarkbender:

oreyoreos:

maria-amino:

rihenna:

Rihanna as Tip in the first official Dreamworks Animation Trailer Home

I WANNA SEE LOTS OF HYPE OVER THIS MOVIE I WANNA SEE EXCITEMENT CAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST CGI MOVIE WITH A BLACK PROTAGONIST

gonna reblog so that everyone can know about this movie

freaking out about how good her hair looks

OK, this looks like fun. I get kind of a Lilo and Stitch vibe from it. 

lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

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LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!